i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face
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| Mom: | Do you want to do laundry tonight or tomorrow after work? |
|---|---|
| Me: | I'll do it after work |
| Brother: | You still have to go to work. |
| Me: | XD |
| Nana: | Well someone still has to go to work in this house and bring home some money |
| (lol nana that's what happens over Christmas break!) |
| Me: | My friend just got back from Las Vegas. |
|---|---|
| B: | Which one? |
| Me: | ...the real one?? |
| B: | Lol, no, which friend? |
| Mom: | What did he just light his cigarrette with? |
|---|---|
| Brother: | His hatred... |
| Mom: | Why are they killing this guy!? |
| Brother: | Because he likes boys. |
| Mom: | Really? What homophobes... I:( |
| Brother: | Little boys. |
| Mom: | Oh, okay then. :) |
| What I actually say: | I find serial killers interesting. |
|---|---|
| What other people hear: | I am a serial killer. |
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